Pictures of your car, boat, or motorcycle
Pictures of you with your car, boat, or motorcycle
Pictures that don’t have you in them at all
Pictures of you shirtless
Shirtless mirror selfies
Gym mirror selfies
Selfies in your car
Zero pictures where I can see your eyes
No pictures at all
Mixing up your and you’re
Mixing up there, their, and they’re
“Seeking God-fearing woman”
Republicans
Political apathy or disinterest
Burning Man regulars
Flat openers (“Hi…”)
Overplayed openers (You are beautiful I would like to kiss you…)
Lying about your age and then saying you lied about your age because… ageism
Zero women in your reading and/or music list
Pictures of you with your young children
The weirdly sexist and insistent “Women can make the first move too, you know.”
“Sensual”
Yeah, I’m going to be single forever, aren’t I?