Men Say Things to Me

Sometimes I say things back. Sometimes I just think them.

Naw they want some body to compliment them on they picture on Instagram or fake eyelashes, and botox.
Is it possible you’re talking to the wrong women? Maybe this isn’t on them.

Hi, I’m looking for someone to have a sexual relationship with.
Dude, too much, way too soon.

Do you have any more pics you mind sharing? Any full body ones?
If you’re super focused on what my body looks like, I am not your girl.

And I'm not going to give you my phone number unless you're going to use it... just feels like I've been insulted.
I hadn’t asked yet and now, I’m not going to.

We’re a good match. I’m looking for a woman I can call my own.
A good match? I know literally nothing about you. Also, it sounds like you should adopt a cat.

I’ll bet you look amazing naked.
We’re never meeting, so… yes. I’m flawless. Absolutely flawless.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Come on, guys. Work harder.

Good morning, her majesty.
You have my attention.