40 to 60 Dates

This is not the singularity I signed up for.

Mar 23

Didn't see that coming.

Mar 3

Feb 15

Am I in a relationship? I think I might be in a relationship.

Jan 25

Fire in the hole! (Not a metaphor, you with the dirty mind.)

Jan 12

Love is a battlefield.

Jan 8

How does this work again?

Jan 1

No, not like THAT.

Jan 1

And no, I'm not going to tell you about it.

Dec 22, 2019

Dec 20, 2019

This one's my fault.

Dec 16, 2019

A nearly naked selfie is not an apology.

Dec 2, 2019

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