This is not the singularity I signed up for.
Dev
Didn't see that coming.
Dev
That's all.
Dev
Am I in a relationship? I think I might be in a relationship.
Dev
Fire in the hole! (Not a metaphor, you with the dirty mind.)
Dev
Love is a battlefield.
Dev
How does this work again?
Dev
No, not like THAT.
Dev
And no, I'm not going to tell you about it.
Dev
Bartender, 52
Dev
This one's my fault.
Dev
A nearly naked selfie is not an apology.
Dev